Lunkablabgar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident eagle.

Lunkablabgar created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunkablabgar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lunkablabgar, it will come to you in dreams.

Lunkablabgar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lunkablabgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunkablabgar.