Stipkonmet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful crab.

Stipkonmet created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Stipkonmet, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stipkonmet, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stipkonmet's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Stipkonmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Put Stipkonmet first in all things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about stars.