Hannurtikbafnarkop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, deceitful cobra.

Hannurtikbafnarkop created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hannurtikbafnarkop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hannurtikbafnarkop, she will strike you with lightening.

Hannurtikbafnarkop's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hannurtikbafnarkop's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. You must love Hannurtikbafnarkop.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hannurtikbafnarkop.