Tinjinbelldoss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, intelligent donkey.

Tinjinbelldoss created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tinjinbelldoss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tinjinbelldoss, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tinjinbelldoss' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tinjinbelldoss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Run away from fawn turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat strawberries.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.