Cadcapsis is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, able butterfly.

Cadcapsis created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Cadcapsis, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cadcapsis, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cadcapsis' most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cadcapsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.