Xucdinstig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, unfair bee.

Xucdinstig created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Xucdinstig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xucdinstig, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xucdinstig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Xucdinstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.