Danbommot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate raccoon.

Danbommot created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danbommot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Danbommot, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Danbommot's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Danbommot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Danbommot loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.