Davgilbig Xucnarthaptanpon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omniscient pigeon.

Davgilbig Xucnarthaptanpon created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davgilbig Xucnarthaptanpon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Davgilbig Xucnarthaptanpon, it will curse you with boils.

Davgilbig Xucnarthaptanpon's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Davgilbig Xucnarthaptanpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the south.