Biglamlen is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful chinchilla.

Biglamlen created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Biglamlen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Biglamlen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Biglamlen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Biglamlen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Biglamlen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never sit in the presence of sheep.

4. Never feed aubergines to aardvarks while wearing green tights.

5. Never eat lentils.