Nibabjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless elephant.

Nibabjip created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibabjip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nibabjip, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nibabjip's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nibabjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.