Ladkanbaf is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest
mongoose.
Ladkanbaf created the planet Mars three million years ago.
If you believe in
Ladkanbaf, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Ladkanbaf, she will turn you into a mole.
Ladkanbaf's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Ladkanbaf's Holy Commandments1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Ladkanbaf on top of important buildings.
2. Never wear orange trousers.
3. Never hurt frogs.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never wear dresses.