Bumragdun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, calm clam.

Bumragdun created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumragdun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bumragdun, it will turn you into a tree.

Bumragdun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bumragdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.