Rowmetarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omnipotent wombat.

Rowmetarn created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowmetarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rowmetarn, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rowmetarn's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rowmetarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Do not chop down trees.