Tartargsat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Tartargsat created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Tartargsat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tartargsat, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tartargsat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tartargsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.