Bepditjantim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental clam.

Bepditjantim created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepditjantim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bepditjantim, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bepditjantim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bepditjantim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Always treat seals with great respect.

3. Erect seven silver sculptures of Bepditjantim on top of important buildings.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.