Mumkapmut is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, strong armadillo.

Mumkapmut created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumkapmut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumkapmut, it will have a low opinion of you.

Mumkapmut's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mumkapmut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four porpoises approach from the north.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never paint your arms black.