Nibkipstaf is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective
human.
Nibkipstaf created an electron three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nibkipstaf, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nibkipstaf, she will be very unhappy.
Nibkipstaf's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.
Nibkipstaf's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never go into blue rooms.
5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.