Feblibmis is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair human.

Feblibmis created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Feblibmis, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Feblibmis, she will turn you into a slug.

Feblibmis' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Feblibmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Feblibmis on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.