Higfligren is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic squid.

Higfligren created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Higfligren, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higfligren, he will turn you into a slug.

Higfligren's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Higfligren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.