Cibbegflig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, irritating badger.

Cibbegflig created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbegflig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cibbegflig, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cibbegflig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cibbegflig's Holy Commandments

1. Cibbegflig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibbegflig.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about planets.