Safzigruttkon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, pitiless mink.

Safzigruttkon created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Safzigruttkon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Safzigruttkon, she will send you a sign.

Safzigruttkon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Safzigruttkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Erect four silver sculptures of Safzigruttkon on top of important buildings.

5. Hide if six porpoises approach from the north.