Artpadnutt Xenkanbon Flatarmhom is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying parrot.

Artpadnutt Xenkanbon Flatarmhom created light four years ago.

If you believe in Artpadnutt Xenkanbon Flatarmhom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Artpadnutt Xenkanbon Flatarmhom, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Artpadnutt Xenkanbon Flatarmhom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Artpadnutt Xenkanbon Flatarmhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away if seven sharks approach from the west.

5. You must love Artpadnutt Xenkanbon Flatarmhom.