Padnutthot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, vain bee.

Padnutthot created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padnutthot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Padnutthot, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Padnutthot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Padnutthot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.