Vingabont is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain whale.

Vingabont created matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vingabont, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vingabont, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vingabont's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Vingabont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Vingabont must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not cook food in pots.