Sidbamyarprowquat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, duplicitous lion.

Sidbamyarprowquat created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidbamyarprowquat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sidbamyarprowquat, she will turn you into a frog.

Sidbamyarprowquat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sidbamyarprowquat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sidbamyarprowquat four times a day.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your back red.

5. Do not hurt birds.