Tailgedpad is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, witty wasp.

Tailgedpad created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailgedpad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tailgedpad, she will turn you into a slug.

Tailgedpad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tailgedpad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Tailgedpad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Put Tailgedpad first in all things.