Hatnurnart is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective seal.
Hatnurnart created the world four million years ago.
If you believe in Hatnurnart, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Hatnurnart, she will try to impress you with trees.
Hatnurnart's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Hatnurnart's Holy Commandments
1. Never wear hats.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Always look after injured birds.
4. Fast once a month.
5. You must love Hatnurnart.