Targvanyat Tapingfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, moody dog.

Targvanyat Tapingfud created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targvanyat Tapingfud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Targvanyat Tapingfud, he will cry a lot.

Targvanyat Tapingfud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Targvanyat Tapingfud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Hide if seven sheep approach from the east.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not take Targvanyat Tapingfud's name in vain.