Cunlooplog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic deer.

Cunlooplog created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunlooplog, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cunlooplog, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cunlooplog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cunlooplog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cunlooplog's priests.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help capybaras.

5. Do not chop down trees.