Pigflapomin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest chicken.

Pigflapomin created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigflapomin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pigflapomin, it will remove you from existence.

Pigflapomin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pigflapomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Run away from orange geese, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pigflapomin.

5. Never go into brown rooms.