Lenbinrill Cipflamfut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable squirrel.

Lenbinrill Cipflamfut created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbinrill Cipflamfut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lenbinrill Cipflamfut, he will turn you into a rock.

Lenbinrill Cipflamfut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Lenbinrill Cipflamfut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenbinrill Cipflamfut.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Lenbinrill Cipflamfut on top of all buildings.

3. You must love Lenbinrill Cipflamfut.

4. Erect five lead sculptures of Lenbinrill Cipflamfut on top of important buildings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.