Negzigfat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, generous fish.

Negzigfat created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negzigfat, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Negzigfat, it will be very unhappy.

Negzigfat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Negzigfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Shrews are not to be trusted.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Negzigfat.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.