Dubtargciss is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental manatee.

Dubtargciss created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Dubtargciss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dubtargciss, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dubtargciss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dubtargciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.