Stikbosstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, boastful hydra.

Stikbosstrag created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Stikbosstrag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stikbosstrag, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stikbosstrag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Stikbosstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Run away from yellow goats, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never eat green fruit.