Arflunxenfon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring hamster.

Arflunxenfon created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Arflunxenfon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Arflunxenfon, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Arflunxenfon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Arflunxenfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Always take life seriously.