Gudbeddun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless dove.

Gudbeddun created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudbeddun, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gudbeddun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gudbeddun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gudbeddun's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gudbeddun.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must love Gudbeddun.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.