Lababnut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud human.

Lababnut created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lababnut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lababnut, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lababnut's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lababnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always obey Lababnut's priests.

5. Fast once a month.