Misfeblopren is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome aardvark.

Misfeblopren created dark energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Misfeblopren, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Misfeblopren, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Misfeblopren's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Misfeblopren's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed cucumbers to doves while wearing turquoise scarves.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about nebulae.