Quag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, conceited slug.

Quag created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quag, he will turn you into a rat.

Quag's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Quag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick geese.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.