Fodbedged is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable beaver.

Fodbedged created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fodbedged, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fodbedged, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fodbedged's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fodbedged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.