Nurdutcun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unjust fox.

Nurdutcun created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurdutcun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurdutcun, he will turn you into a rat.

Nurdutcun's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nurdutcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured cats.

4. You must love Nurdutcun.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.