Tailstragfas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced frog.

Tailstragfas created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailstragfas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tailstragfas, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tailstragfas' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Tailstragfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. You must pray to Tailstragfas five times a day.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tailstragfas.