Natrawflagwat Mathamlog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent wren.

Natrawflagwat Mathamlog created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natrawflagwat Mathamlog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Natrawflagwat Mathamlog, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Natrawflagwat Mathamlog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Natrawflagwat Mathamlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fast once a month.