Stragflanlan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical human.

Stragflanlan created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragflanlan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Stragflanlan, she will turn you into a slug.

Stragflanlan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Stragflanlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.