Artlarnveg Sagcepgon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, caring eagle.

Artlarnveg Sagcepgon created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artlarnveg Sagcepgon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Artlarnveg Sagcepgon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Artlarnveg Sagcepgon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Artlarnveg Sagcepgon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.