Litweecum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish troll.

Litweecum created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litweecum, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Litweecum, she will destroy your favourite star.

Litweecum's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Litweecum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Litweecum loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.