Mipxendib is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing gerbil.

Mipxendib created Africa five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipxendib, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mipxendib, he will have a low opinion of you.

Mipxendib's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mipxendib's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near mice.

2. Never wear yellow shirts.

3. Never hurt mites.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Never look at stars.