Kemgess is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring
fish.
Kemgess created oxygen two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kemgess, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kemgess, it will laugh at you.
Kemgess' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Kemgess' Holy Commandments1. Never sit in the presence of birds.
2. Never talk about rats.
3. Never eat parsnips.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.