Kemgess is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring fish.

Kemgess created oxygen two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kemgess, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kemgess, it will laugh at you.

Kemgess' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kemgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of birds.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.