Mitbesttin is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless rat.

Mitbesttin created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbesttin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mitbesttin, he will torture you forever.

Mitbesttin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mitbesttin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four eagles approach from the south.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.