Cunvenfum is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust turtle.

Cunvenfum created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunvenfum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cunvenfum, she will think nothing of it.

Cunvenfum's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cunvenfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.